December 2011
23 posts
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Katy Perry
Me: Did you know Kerry Paytee is getting a divorce?
Robert: Gary Payton?
Me: Kerry Paytee.
Robert: Who?
Me: Kerry Paytee!
Robert: HUH
Me: (realization ensues) Kerry...Pa- K-k-kerry. Katy. Katy. Katy! Katy Perry. Katy Perry!
Robert: Yeah, I already knew that.
Me: Damn. Kerry Paytee? Katy Perry. Kerry Paytee? Katy Perry. Blblblblblblblblahw! Katy Perry.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
10 notes
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 14th
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2 tags
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Organics
Aric: If you think about it we should not touch other peoples cell phones cause you know they are busy using them in restrooms scratching there asses and tapping on the screen. Damn
me: oh dont worry about it. my shit is clean
Aric: Hahaha
me: its organic
Aric: LOL
Dec 9th
Dec 7th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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