- Cindy: sushi soon?
- me: deal. when?
- Cindy: next wk?
- me: deal. day?
- Cindy: wed or thurs?
- me: deal. time?
- Cindy: 5:00 too early? u were supposed to pick either wed or thurs.
- me: i didn't want to ruin the pattern.
My long streak of not stepping in dog shit has finally ended. It was a joyous run. Shit happens all the time. But it’s those rare occasions of when dog shit happens, that reminds us all that karma is utterly and literally a bitch—a female dog who leaves their foul, sour-smelling feces for us sinners to step on.
Then I thought of this guy.
…and then the universe balanced itself out again.
Doggy Poo Trailer:
- me: if you drink a lot of liquor, and you take a piss on some flowers, will it kill the flowers?
- Romeo: probably
- me: I better stop then.
- Romeo: lol
- me: just wanted you to hear this from me first guess who died?
- Robert: ? elizabeth taylor?
- me: John Lithgow
- Robert: wow. how?
- me: kidding. liz taylor
- Robert: lol, i googled. i didn't see anything. lol, who cares? i mean, its tragic...
- me: she's lived a long full life.
- Robert: but its not like she was a big part of my childhood
- me: lol
- Robert: if john lithgow died.. id be like wow. thats sad