A Musing Fellow
Sushi
- Cindy: sushi soon?
- me: deal. when?
- Cindy: next wk?
- me: deal. day?
- Cindy: wed or thurs?
- me: deal. time?
- Cindy: 5:00 too early? u were supposed to pick either wed or thurs.
- me: i didn't want to ruin the pattern.
March 2011
27 posts
Dog Shit Happens
My long streak of not stepping in dog shit has finally ended. It was a joyous run. Shit happens all the time. But it’s those rare occasions of when dog shit happens, that reminds us all that karma is utterly and literally a bitch—a female dog who leaves their foul, sour-smelling feces for us sinners to step on.
Then I thought of this guy.
…and then the universe balanced itself out again.
Doggy Poo Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP6ReQb7gu4
P(ee).S.A.
- me: if you drink a lot of liquor, and you take a piss on some flowers, will it kill the flowers?
- Romeo: probably
- me: I better stop then.
- Romeo: lol
Liz
- me: just wanted you to hear this from me first guess who died?
- Robert: ? elizabeth taylor?
- me: John Lithgow
- Robert: wow. how?
- me: kidding. liz taylor
- Robert: lol, i googled. i didn't see anything. lol, who cares? i mean, its tragic...
- me: she's lived a long full life.
- Robert: but its not like she was a big part of my childhood
- me: lol
- Robert: if john lithgow died.. id be like wow. thats sad
“God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.”
—Garrison Keillor
Ex-Factor
Brian Chartrand
I saw this guy perform at a Seattle Living Room Show a month ago. Here’s an awesome acoustic cover he did of Lauryn Hill’s Ex-Factor from his album Sleeping With Giants.
“The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.”
—Leo Tolstoy
I Shall Be Released
Joe Cocker
I was watching an old episode of the Wonder Years and came across this song. It was originally done by Bob Dylan/The Band, later to be covered by the likes of Elvis Presley, The Youngbloods, Nina Simone, Aaron Neville, Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson, Ok Go, and this version by Joe Cocker.
“God put you on earth to have great hair. You’re insulting him.”
—Yuhline (on Rommel having bad hair days)
“The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.”
—Tom Wolfe
“Einstein’s space is no closer to reality than Van Gogh’s sky. The glory of science is not in a truth more absolute than the truth of Bach or Tolstoy, but in the act of creation itself. The scientist’s discoveries impose his own order on chaos, as the composer or painter imposes his; an order that always refers to limited aspects of reality, and is based on the observer’s frame of reference, which differs from period to period as a Rembrant nude differs from a nude by Manet.”
—Arthur Koestler
