A Female Version
“Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess “Will you marry me?” The Princess says “Dream on.” And the princess lived happily ever after… and…. read comic books at night with the lights on; hung out with all her handsome guy friends; and karaoked without anyone bitching to her about what time it is and how they always have to hang out...
me: mayn, got wasted last night
Brandon: hahahha. nice. how was it?
me: felt like sh*t
Brandon: man, how'd you get home?
Brandon: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOLY SH*T