That One Boxer
Mom: Who's that guy that's fighting this Saturday?
Mom: The one who hate Pacquiao.
Me: Who? Mayweather?
Mom: I hope he die.
Now, why didn’t I think of that?
Andre: Fuck, dick clark is dead.
Andre: Thought he was a cyborg. Dude stopped aging for like 20 years.
me: lol, a cyborg who had a stroke and heart attack.
Andre: Hmmm good point considering the last Terminator movie.
me: I bet Ryan Seacrest is celebrating.
Andre: I hope he gets hit with an asteroid.