“ I work in a 3 floor building. Today, I was feeling lazy so I decided to take the (extremely slow) elevator instead of the stairs. I go inside and hit 3. Next thing you know, a lady (part of the obese demographic) comes in just before it closes and presses 2! And all the while she’s eating Doritos! Doritos?!?! And you know what thought came through my mind? MAN!!!… Doritos actually sound good right now.”
Rommel Villalobos
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