1. Dick Clark

    1. Andre: Fuck, dick clark is dead.
    2. me: yep.
    3. Andre: Thought he was a cyborg. Dude stopped aging for like 20 years.
    4. me: lol, a cyborg who had a stroke and heart attack.
    5. Andre: Hmmm good point considering the last Terminator movie.
    6. me: I bet Ryan Seacrest is celebrating.
    7. Andre: I hope he gets hit with an asteroid.
    8. me: lol